"budak yg terlebey educated!"
terlega sket otak ku yg tegang neh....
hope dpt kurangkan tegang otak mu jua..
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of
her students. The teacher asked,"Boy, what is your
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade.My
sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I
should be in the third-grade too!"
The Teacher had enough. She took Boy to the
the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
And so it went with every question the
should know. The
Boy can go to the third-grade." the teacher says to
Can I ask him ?" The
the teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy, after a moment "Legs."
Teacher : "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The
Boy was taking charge.
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
dog does on t
he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense.
Boy: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
that means lot of heat and excitement?
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' &
if you dont get it u have to use
Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man
gives it to his wife after they're married?
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
"Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten
questions wrong myself!"
ooppss! terlebey suda!