Friday, February 06, 2009

Naughty Questions

just want to share sumthin' from my email inbox.
"budak yg terlebey educated!"
terlega sket otak ku yg tegang neh....

hope dpt kurangkan tegang otak mu jua..

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of
her students. The teacher asked,"Boy, what is your problem?"

Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade.My
sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I
should be in the third-grade too!"

The Teacher had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While
the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think
Boy can go to the third-grade." the teacher says to
the principal, "I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agree.
the teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy, after a moment "Legs."

Teacher : "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy: "Pockets."

Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The
principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Boy was taking charge.

Boy: Bubblegum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stop the answer...

Boy: Shake hands

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Boy: Yep.

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense.

Boy: Wedding Ring

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy: Nose

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy: Firetruck

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' &
if you dont get it u have to use ur hand.

Boy: Fork

Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man
gives it to his wife after they're married?


Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?


The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
the teacher,

"Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten
questions wrong myself!"

ooppss! terlebey suda!

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